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[PRE ORDER] The Panda Plushie V2.0
Free shipping when you spend $75.00+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
Pre-order Ends: December 22nd, 2025
Estimated Ship Date: April 2026
He was not brought back, but willed himself into existence for a second time. Woe be unto those who bring The Guy into their home, as this unholy abomination knows no remorse, no mercy, and no fear.
DISCLAIMER: If The Panda Plushie starts to beep at random times, change locations when not observed, or smell faintly of sulfur and gasoline, ignore it - this ensures he is operating as intended. If it does not do any of these things, leave immediately. He has become comfortable and it is his home now. Don't overstay your brief welcome.
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.